Wednesday, April 14, 2004

Aliens Return Captive Alive and Well!

A subsequent phone call to best mate has ascertained that:

  1. said book was purchased second hand as the desperation third title in a three for one pound offer in a Southport bookstore

  2. she will not be attempting any of the twee flower twists around a straw hat style that surely constitute an offence to persons of taste everywhere

  3. the purpose of such efforts is due to her having to do arrangements as part of her priestly duties at present and hence allowances should be made

< sighs with relief as world recomences turning around it's axis >

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