Monday, June 14, 2004

So Many Crimes. So Few Bullets...

More details of the musical theory and discussions are coming back to me.

So, come the musical revolution, who should be up against the wall for their crimes against music? We’re talking artists with significant commercial success, but for whom a trial would only be a formality.

So far we have:
Phil Collins (in fact let’s throw in Mike and the Mechanics as well)
Celine Dion
Cliff Richard
The Corrs
Level 42
The Stereophonics (though they may be granted a blindfold on the basis of their first album)
Elkie Brooks (Ok that one came from Stewart, she doesn’t even register on my radar)
Status Quo (sorry Mark!)
Def Leppard
Spandau Ballet
Gareth Gates
The Venga Boys
Daniel O’Donall
Your suggestions please…

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