More Mutants

So I was in Toys R Us looking for a birthday present for someone, when I found this:



Basically it's a horse, dressed up in giraffe clothing. But why?

However this was not even the most worrying toy on the shelves. Take this for example:



Clearly a monkey right?

But then as you look closer...


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Camel?

What is going on in the world of soft toy manufacture? I think we need to introduce dope testing...