Seven-oh

Down in London for my pa's birthday. It's a special one; you know one of the ones that ends in an 0.

Of course it would be the last thing he'd do to really celebrate.

Me - How come you haven't got your birthday cards up Dad?
Dad - I was never allowed to put my cards up when I was a kid, so why would I start now?

Woah, bit of an insight into your parent's upbringing or what?