Leave of Absence

The beautiful Caroline has asked me to explain her temporary absence from the blogging world. However to make it more interesting we thought we’d make it a multiple choice thing.

So you choose; Caroline is currently off-line because:

a) her broadband connection has gone down
b) she’s on blog strike until Sally agrees to come back to the fold
c) she’s the secret understudy for Comic Relief does Fame Academy and they’ve got her locked away in mystery hotel
d) she’s a jury member on the Michael Jackson trial
e) the incident in the car park took a turn for the worse and she’s currently enjoying a stay at the NHS’s pleasure awaiting further scans
f) the situation at work took a turn for the worse and she’s currently enjoying a stay at Her Majesty’s pleasure
g) Charles Clarke has taken her threats against pedestrian kind as being evidence of
terrorist links and has her detained under house arrest
h) The hamsters found out about her plans to purchase a mechanical hamster clock and have her under house arrest